My children are not royal; they just happen to have the Queen for their aunt.

I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.

The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs.

Disobedience is my joy!

I'm no angel, but I'm no Bo-Beep either.

[On public events attended by royalty:] It was the usual 'zoo tea.' You know, we eat - the others watch.

I am deeply grateful for the concern of all those who constantly prayed for my happiness.

In our family, we don't have rifts. We have a jolly good row and then it's all over. And I've only twice ever had a row with my sister.

I'm the heir apparent to the heir presumptive.

I have no intention of telling people what I have for breakfast.

When my sister and I were growing up, she was made out to be the goody-goody one.

A vacation is three times more work without the payment.

Children expect their mothers to love them, no matter what. Those who don't get this tend to feel cheated the rest of their lives.

There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil. A warrior does not seek to understand them, or compromise with them. He seeks only to obliterate them

Some people suffer from the green-eyed monster called envy.

The worst that happened to men of science was that Galileo suffered an honorable detention and a mild reproof, before dying peacefully in his bed.

God has a program of character development for each of us. He wants others to look at our lives and say, He walks with God, for he lives like Christ.

Just before our love got lost you said "I am as constant as a northern star" And I said, constantly in the darkness, Where's that at? If you want me I'll be in the bar.

Courts love the people always, as wolves do the sheep.

Now I no longer live in our clear, rational world; I live in the ancient nightmare world, the world of square roots of minus one.