My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

I've always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is to fill his daylight hours with as much horror as possible.

Do not let let difficulties overcome your true purpose

Poverty has deceived many of us into believing that some people who are in that state love the food, clothes, places, and people that they do not even like. The same can be said about wealth.

I was there, the day that Horus killed the Emperor

I really haven't been cognitive of gas prices. It wasn't until I filled up my husband's Toyota Prius Hybrid that I had a moment of understanding of how people who drive gas cars feel.

The Moscow energy system has never sustained such a load.

I... keep trying to find a way to become what I'd like to be and what I could be if... if only there were no other people in the world.

Sometimes you have to go somewhere else to appreciate what we have here.

I see you, Ben. I always have. You're in my pack." He pulled away. "What if being packmates isn't enough for me?

India is going to be the 21st century's Saudi Arabia in terms of human resources

Love. Is it just a word that boys use to manipulate girls?