My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to run 12 laps.

Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately, we have glue.

We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and those great big furry spiders.

Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there.

I don't think that movies are too violent. But I do think that popcorn is too expensive, and this can often lead to violence.

Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.

I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching.

Heal the past and you'll heal the present." Kharis Macey

A fog of despair so pervaded the ghetto that the smallest gesture of rebellion could seem like a bold, piercing light. Bad, said with a fond expression, was almost always a compliment.

Life is the greatest author of us all, for it writes the very best and very worst of all tales & stories...

Like many people who dress in black, the lump of coal was interested in becoming an artist.

Organisms by their design are not made to adapt too far.

Most civilized lives are measured out with coffee spoons.

Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.

It seems only yesterday I used to believe there was nothing under my skin but light. If you cut me I could shine.

General propositions do not decide concrete cases. The decision will depend on a judgment or intuition more subtle than any articulate major premise.

My logic's been drowned in a sea of emotion.