My comebacks aren't nearly as sharp as my shiv. Come inside and I'll show you.

Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself.

You’re one tough egg to crack. You know that? You’re like a Kinder egg wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside an enigma.

Eventually, you're gonna have to let someone in.

How can you love someone who doesn't think they deserve to be loved?

Are you going to give her gonorrhea too, or was that gift just for me?

Most jokes come from good intentions—and most mistakes, too.

Find out how much time you have then get busy using it.

Mind makes you happy, mind makes you unhappy. When you are unhappy, the solution is there, in your mind, not in somewhere else!

LIBERTY, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.

It is very difficult to motivate people to revolution when they are extremely comfortable and well off.

I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.

We must learn how to lend ourselves to dreaming when dreams lend themselves to us.

I want to settle down this last time. I say last, because I don't think I'm in any condition to live a long time from now. The bell's gonna ring pretty soon.

I used to sort of take the phone off the hook, you know, put my feet up and watch the TV until it was all over.

What a benediction is this fragrance of the early morning! The vernal grass fills the whole atmosphere as with a shower of sweetness.