My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.

I'm not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson.

If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don't be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who walk into a room and say ‘Here I am’ and those who walk into a room and say, ‘There you are.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

I do not believe that a dog can be cured by a psychiatrist, but I think some owners could be helped by one.

The simple dignity of a child drinking a bowl of milk embodies the fascination of an ancient rite.

I am an Israeli-born American citizen.

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.

It's tough to find a place not to like in Switzerland.

I am not in the body of life. I hover on the extremities. I float.

I can't get my wife to agree with me on everything or my kids to agree with everything.

I'm used to really struggling and facing a hard time to get things going, until I'm comfortable at all with them.