My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor.

I wouldn't take nothin' but a Ford: F-O-R-D, period. Ain't nothin' like a Ford. I wouldn't drive a Chevrolet 'cause I can't spell it.

If you love love, then love loves you too

I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that.

Consider guilt like a street sign that warns of rough roads ahead if you don’t make a u-turn.

I'm not a natural leader. I'm too intellectual I'm too abstract I think too much.

I do a lot of sexy publicity, but I have yet to have any bad experiences regarding jealousy.

Have no rigid system in you, and you'll be flexible to change with the ever changing.

Just use the same quotes. It's the same story.

Life is not fair... Anyone who says it is, or even that it ought to be, is a fool or worse.

Life becomes difficult when you're in this public eye, and I think that we all relate to each other and I try and really talk about it in my music.

OK, you're alive. How aware are you, of anything? Can you see eternity? Do you live in the land of the perpetually happy?

I have ever deemed it fundamental for the United States never to take active part in the quarrels of Europe.... They are nations of eternal war.