My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

I owe everything to the army.

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

No man wants to marry, Finnula. There are just some women they can’t have any other way, and so it is a sacrifice willingly made in order to attain a particularly choice—

Don't follow your heart as it can lead you astray, but instead, open your heart and allow God to lead you.

Mindset and attitude are so tightly intertwined they almost mean the same thing!

Hep is a very dangerous disease that can cause a number of permanent conditions, including death, which is extremely permanent.

I knew that I wanted to be a film actress and I never watched TV. I was always too busy.

What I like about theatre is the responsibility you have with your character.

The idea of letting a recording be a moment in time appealed to me. With digital recording, it's easy to create a perfect text of whatever song you have.

Cynicism is cheap - you can buy it at any Monoprix store - it's built into all poor-quality goods.

The most absolute authority is that which penetrates into a man's innermost being and concerns itself no less with his will than with his actions.

I wouldn't mind doing a film revolving around horses, but I wouldn't dilute my equity just sitting on one.