My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think she knows, Louie? The fact that your belly came in four steps ahead of you?

You ever get sick and one of your friends gives you medical advice? And they tell you that they're not a doctor - like you didn't know it?

My whole family, all they talk about is food and disease. And they're competitive with illness: I have a cold. I wish I had a cold! I don't even have sinuses anymore.

I was an actor in college and it was much easier than being a waiter. I thought it was fun to get paid. People were not exactly surprised to see me going in the field.

I think boxing is an incredible sport and I would like to see it really become regulated because I think it could bring back a lot of the past.

The key to the Almighty's favor is to hold on with firm belief that the promises of God's Word are true.

I do believe that if you haven't learnt about sadness, you cannot appreciate happiness.

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth - and truth rewarded me.

Your courage draws people out of complacency into their destiny.

Fasting detaches you from this world. Prayer reattaches you to the next world.

I think that the whole child welfare system has to be totally taken apart and built up again. Have an agency just specifically for those follow-up cases.

If you [Americans] behave with disrespect - even just a little bit - [the Iranian people] will punch you in the mouth so hard that all your devouring teeth will fall off.

A country's assets reside in the tinkerers, the hobbyists, and the risk-takers.

I've been running from, and toward, death all my life, more aware of it than a person should be.

The best thing that happened during the filming of Out Cold is that I forged a friendship with Lee Majors that endured for almost 12 weeks.