My dad always played Anne Murray in the car on the way to the dump when I was a kid.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

There is a deep light within my soul.

The rabbit hole has collapsed, and my key is melded to a nugget of worthless metal.

If I were a 40-year-old woman, 40-to-50, I'd want to be getting my mammograms. They catch cancers, and cancer is very curable if you catch it early.

Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains.

Programs are meant to be read by humans and only incidentally for computers to execute.

Mistakes will be made. Failure will occur. You pick yourself up and carry on.

In my era of wrestling, there were no guaranteed contracts, so it was inherent that you draw the crowd in to make money.

There is no sin worse in life than being boring and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do.

If you're not yourself, who will be?

What should we "do" with the mind in meditation? Nothing. Just leave it, simply, as it is.