My dad called me meat head dead from the neck up.

When something is over, it is over.

We just may be the most well-informed, yet least self-aware, people in history.

It seems to me that any full grown, mature adult would have a desire to be responsible, to help where he can in a world that needs so very much, that threatens us so very much.

Originally, with all the shows, we went looking for belly laughs.

You know, you throw rocks in the lake and scientists will tell you you're raising the level of the lake, but all you get to see is the ripple.

Maybe they continued to agree with Archie Bunker - as I said earlier, you can't change people's minds, but you can get them to think.

Life is about having a good time.

That's the heart of it: My shows were not that controversial with the American people. They were controversial with the people who think for the American people.

In the area we're discussing, leadership begins on Madison Avenue, on the desks and in the offices of people who spend hundreds of millions of dollars buying what will get them ratings.

I like getting up in the morning, and I like better having something to do when I get up in the morning.

The way you treat people who are in no position to help you, further you, or benefit you reveals the true state of your heart.

Funny how the most beautiful people in the world aren't always the types to gloss the covers of magazines and yet most people spend their lives trying to turn heads.

I am a naturalized U.S. citizen, which means that, unlike native-born citizens, I had to prove to the U.S. government that I merited citizenship.

I need people who look at adversity as a challenge and failure as a learning opportunity.

I'm having the time of my life figuring out this next move.

Baseball is already the world's most tranquil sport. It is probably the only active sport where you are not seriously required to be alive to play.

What I'd really like to do is do a film or two a year and then do theater in New York the rest of the year.

It is a wicked thing to be neutral between right and wrong.

Love is how it feels to recognize our essential unity. Awakening to oneness is the experience of Big Love. Knowing you are one with all, you find yourself in love with all.

On Bill Clinton: I have a simple question: Who's the last President to give you a balanced budget?