My dad has a really great record collection that basically went up to the year I was born: 1984.

In Europe, I always have fun bike riding in Amsterdam.

I go to great pains to find the best yogurt and granola.

If you're lonely, bored, or unhappy, remember you are mad young. There is so much time to meet new people and go to new places.

Some people say video games rot your brain, but I think they work different muscles that maybe you don't normally use.

Playing 'Tetris' for 15 minutes is like meditation.

I'm down with Spotify. I don't know all the financial details but generally it's a great resource.

I don't like to generalize but I've had nothing but bad experiences with Mexican food in Europe.

I feel like you constantly have to prove why you deserve to continue to exist.

But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited to the funeral, period.

You can be 24 and continue to live like you're at college, or even continue to live like you're in high school. Or you can put on a shirt and tie and pretend to be an adult.

the best band for a women's hair is her man's hand

I had good intentions once upon a time. Well, September.

When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

I have enjoyed a wonderful run in films, so far, and I may, at some point, come back. But it will be in my own time and in my own style.

The one great element in continuing the success of an offensive is maintaining the momentum.

Nothing can make me madder than lawyers who don't care about others.

The smartest thing legislatures can do is get rid of lotteries and get those dollars buying consumer goods and get the sales tax revenues from that

If patriarchy had a specific beginning in history, it can also have an end

Our government is just way too interested in mucking around in Silicon Valley by creating and enforcing rules based on little or no understanding of the consequences.