My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

When we don't pray, we quit the fight. Prayer keeps the Christian's armor bright. And Satan trembles when he sees. The weakest saint upon his knees.

We felt as though we had a responsibility to do something about it. So, we did.

I go at what I have to do as if there were nothing else in the world for me to do.

Meanwhile, Cynthia and I are busy fixing up a real old house that we just bought in Hollywood. With two children now, we just couldn't live in our small rented home any longer.

You may strive to be like them but seek not to make them like you. For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday.

I considered going into business or becoming a lawyer - not for the money, but for the thrill of problem-solving.

I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.

All religions are true. God can be reached by different religions. Many rivers flow by many ways but they fall into the sea. They all are one.

I read the comics long before I was ever involved with the films.

I do think that what's wonderful in life is that we gain perspective as we take on different roles that are mind and heart opening.