My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.

One of the great advantages ofhaving a library, your eminence, is that it is full of books.

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping.

Who knows if Shakespeare might not have thought less if he had read more?

I didn't understand that when you make love, you actually do MAKE love. Stir things. Affect each other. The breath that escapes from me is dazzled. He breathes it in with a gasp.

I heard one cry in the night, and I heard one laugh afterwards. If I cannot forget that, I shall not be able to sleep again.

I'm always moving forward creatively and don't like stalling, trying to find the perfect snare drum sound.

We went down for pilot season, I got Full House, and we wound up never leaving.

A child embarrassed by his mother,” she said, “is just a child who hasn’t lived long enough.

Community doesn't just create abundance - community is abundance. If we could learn that equation from the world of nature, the human world might be transformed.

The secret of life', he said, 'is to become very very good at somethin' that's very very 'ard to do.