My dad's from there, and I have relatives there, but I don't think I've been to Chicago since I was like 9.

No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there and go, "I never want to make a mistake."

It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged.

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.

A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.

Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

Growing up in Oklahoma, there wasn't much to do. Play sports, do a lot of drugs, or read and watch movies, which is what I did.

Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody.

All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything.

I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.

Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.

I do not like to be unkind.

We shall hurt others less. Isn't it, after all, what you always wanted?

A loving trust in the Author of the Bible is the best preparation for a wise study of the Bible.

The most alive is the wildest.

Selfless giving is a guaranteed way to increase feelings of love.

We are all excited by the love of praise, and the noblest are most influenced by glory.

I think everyone is pretty excited about me. I have a style that any fight fan would love. I am a real value-for-money fighter. People want to see me against the elite.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

It is easier not to speak a word at all than to speak more words than we should.

If we like a man's dream, we call him a reformer; if we don't like his dream, we call him a crank.