My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.

Happiness is not a state to arrive at but a manner of traveling.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

I had a lot of anger inside me and that came out at times that were not particularly advantageous to me career-wise.

It is always easy to wake up a person who is fast asleep, but never those people who pretend to be deep in sleep.

There is a golden opportunity here for Christian men to assume a national leadership role by engaging in conversation with women.

People in towns are always preoccupied. 'Have I missed the bus? Have I forgotten the potatoes? Can I get across the road?

Essentially we need a new social consensus for economic reform as New Labour has achieved in Britain.

The need to leave a legacy is our spiritual need to have a sense of meaning, purpose, personal congruence, and contribution.

Also, if you're in a TV show that does turn out to be very successful, you then can do whatever you want to do in theater for a very long time.