My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

Reprove your friend in secret and praise him in public.

How simple death without weapons was. How safe for the killer.("Mind Over Murder")

To understand the culture, study the dance. To understand the dance, study the people.

I get to meet fantastic people, and I get to go through so many emotions. For me, I have a craving for that. When I'm acting, I feel great. It's not to be famous.

Don't depend on other people to be responsible for you. Don't make yourself stressed out over nonsensical things like material things.

The cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see.

Justice divine Mends not her slowest pace for prayers or cries.

The sky is falling, the wind is calling Stand for something, or die in the morning

Drama sells more than the truth.

It might be a bad thing, not to know what's going on in the world. I can't say I really approve of it.