My dad was always fascinated and amused by Trump, so I learned to be fascinated and amused by Trump.

When youre young, the blue blazer feels like a grown-up costume.

Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB

Nashville, man. That's the place to be.

I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it.

I hope I pass on my dad's good humor, work ethic and lack of self-seriousness. Our house was always a fun place where you'd get knocked around quickly if you took yourself too seriously.

I'm not a huge luck guy. I think you make your own luck. I don't really believe in some other force making your own luck.

I never drink coffee, can you believe that? Works in morning television, doesn't drink coffee.

I was a big Dave Winfield guy growing up.

Guy Fieri's hair is the front lawn to hell.

Bacon. Crispy. Salty. I could just eat a mountain of bacon for breakfast; it's so delicious.

Determined soul, willing spirit.

Misery is the outcome of one's continuous negative evaluations of one's life.

A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man's life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars.

We turned at a dozen paces, for love is a duel, and looked at each other for the last time.

Everybody blames the culture without taking responsibility.

I tell myself I bear witness. The real answer is that it's obviously my programming. And I lack the constitution for suicide.

In war it is necessary to kill as many people as possible -- such is the cynical logic of war. Brutality in a fight is unavoidable; have you seen how cruelly children fight in the streets?

Listen to your heart. It knows everything.

Regardless of how you interpret the facts, you have to come to the conclusion that inequality is widening in the US and in almost every other country.

It's fine, precise, detailed work, the infinitely small motor management of diamond cutters and safecrackers that we do in our heads.