My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.

A small kindness, a confluence of compassion, had saved his life. Was that strength, or a weakness?

Because you're a girl and when a girl says she's fine, she's lying.

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

there ain't no use in dyin' 'fore yer time. Lots of folks is walkin' 'round jes' as dead as they'll ever be.

The people I've encountered who are really dangerous in my life don't go around with their fangs drawn - they are dangerous because of the way they interpret what's going on.

I've never ridden a hog. I only have sport bikes. But that's basically how I get around L.A. Because traffic is horrendous.

My artistic approach is that you're supposed to be a little baffled.

Only a sheep with lion's heart can attack wolf, not the sheep with lion's teeth or with lion's claw!

Light comes to us by the sensibility. Without visual sensibility there is no light, no movement.

NOT I - NOT ANYONE else, can travel that road for you, You must travel it for yourself.