My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

Apathetic people sit back and wait for things to get better before they move. Radical people make things get better, by how they move.

Knowing something is always never enough understanding it, is "Key

...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying.

Kindness and courage can repair time's faults, And serving him breeds patience and courtesy In us, light sojourners and passing subjects.

There is no such thing as a normal psychology that holds for all people.

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not prepared to be original.

Nonviolence is his, is his method. Well, my objective is the same as [Martin Luther] King's.

Mother Goose is on the loose, stealing lines from Lenny Bruce.

The songs are definitely all about me. I am my favourite subject.

You show me a successful complex system, and I will show you a system that has evolved through trial and error.