My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

To be truly great, begin to convert all your passing time into products. Begin to invest your time into your purpose and calling.

What held the civilized world together was the thinnest tissue of nothing but human will.

What I learned from doing The Graduate was it doesnt matter what the medium is... as long as the material is inspiring and the characters are well written.

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

Hi I'm B-Rok of the Backstreet Boys, Jim Carrey wannabe.

Obviously, I'm recognized on the street and I am away from home a lot more and, let's face it, I have an action figure of myself!

The glittering baits of titles and honours are only for children and fools.

Let's try and fail because through failure you learn

What unites the church is infinitely more important than what divides us.

The way was long, the wind was cold, The Minstrel was infirm and old; His withered cheek, and tresses gray, Seemed to have know a better day.