My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people.

Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife

The Warrior of the Light meditates.

Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.

In all natural disasters through time, man needs to attach meaning to tragedy, no matter how random and inexplicable the event is.

What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.

...mastery of the emotions is fundamental to a virtuous life.

On the one occasion where I did try writing a screenplay, I found the rewriting just unendurable.

Simply follow nature, Rousseau declares. Sade, laughing grimly, agrees.

Hip-hop in Africa has been very often a duplication of an American experience, but in a context that's totally alien to it.

Electronic distribution is more of a fall-back strategy for putting out a book that isn't deemed profitable enough to print. You hardly make any money publishing an electronic book.