My doctor told me my jogging could add years to my life.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

In the fall nature informs us of its artistic side. It again confirms the beauty of the world. Nature is art perfected.

Life is a wondrous phenomenon.

We know that government intervention in the free market, and Argentine history has shown this, absolutely ends in a boomerang.

I dwell in possibilities .

I'm always changing things around. I have to change it all the time. I'm rearranging furniture and taking down paintings and putting up new ones, and buying new pieces of art.

The only trouble with this world today lies in our lack of understanding of the power of imagination.

All power is His and within His command.

When we can see an immediate payoff, we are more likely to change our behavior in the moment. This aligns our daily actions with our long-term interests.

Despotism sits nowhere so secure as under the effigy and ensigns of freedom.

Keep your paragraphs short. Writing is visual - it catches the eye before it has a chance to catch the brain.