My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

A poet's mission is to make words do more work than they normally do, to make them work on more than one level.

A guilty conscience is not worth extra food.

The kids (in the Jesus Movement) weren't singing for themselves. It seemed like they were singing TO Someone.

No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around.

Money is not the sole or most powerful motivation for many people. A higher and tougher test is to look back and see how you've made the world a better place.

We react very quickly in the market. We can make quick changes.

Oh, I was working occasionally in and out of New York.

I want to show what hard work and dedication and sacrifice can achieve.

Enthusiasm for a cause sometimes warps judgment.