My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

The problem, as far as I can tell, is that women spend infinitely more time than men paying attention to, competing with, worrying about, everyone other than themselves.

She...can talk brillantly upon any subject provided she knows nothing about it.

The world is starving for original and decisive leadership.

Most times you don't write the song, the song writes you.

I know there are things I did in education that will never be reversed. I have not done that in film yet because I have only been here for about nine months.

The causal body is like DNA or RNA in that it is the coding that determines your level of evolution.

I've always loved TV very much, and as a child I was so religious with it, but now it's more when it fits in.

If the novelist shares his or her problems with the characters, he or she is able to study his personal unconscious.

Better to have a known enemy than a forced ally.

I’m always surprised when writers say they don’t believe in a god or religion but they believe in creating a world on two hundred pages using symbols. We’re all worshiping something.