My every birthday wish was, 'I want to someday be on TV.'

It's not nice to say it - I know female musicians, but not so many rappers. I can't think of one I idolize, which is sad, but I'm hoping that will change.

When everyone drowns and I'm the only one to escape, God is protecting me. When everyone else is saved and I'm the only one to drown, God is protecting me then too.

To be amused by what you read - that is the great spring of happy quotations.

I love you all. I am you and you are me!

The kind of audience I'm speaking to is a very wide range of people.

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems.

I try to go through it [emotional pain]; understanding is going to take me to a better place. And I do hot yoga.

The strangest thing about writing a sitcom, is never knowing if it will become anything but words on a page.

If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone might well be: 'It seemed like a good idea at the time.'

With an absurd oversimplification, the "invention" of calculus [method in mathematics] is sometimes ascribed to two men, Newton and Leibniz.

While each of us faces enormous challenges every day, it's not the sins we commit that will define us, its how we respond to them.