My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

One who lives with Faith says IT WILL HAPPEN, while the one who lives without it asks WILL IT HAPPEN?

Since love is the most delicate and total act of a soul, it will reflect the state and nature of the soul. The characteristics of the person in love must be attributed to love itself.

Stop comparing yourself to others and focus on your own improvement.

This could be our revolution: to love what is plentiful as much as what's scarce.

A lion is not a lion is not a lion. As individuals, as mates, as members of a society, they're all very different.

Real guts are nothing more than developing your inner voice to the point where it is louder and stronger than the voice of your fear.

The church is never a place to show off. Do your good deeds quietly. Serve; don't seek to be seen

Where ever fear exists, courage can be found.

The . . . inescapable truth is: government does not have all the answers. In too many instances, government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

Alchemy is about the generation of a psychic construct, a wholeness, a thing which has many properties, which is paradoxical, which is both mind and matter, which can do anything.