My eyebrows could do with a trim.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

If opposites attract why is the church trying so hard to mirror the world?

Envy, bleating 'I'm as good as you', is the hotbed of Fascism.

Marriage: a deeply peculiar and ultimately unkind thing to inflict on anyone one claims to care for.

The economic anarchy of capitalist society as it exists today is, in my opinion, the real source of evil.

The problem of abolishing want is not a problem in division, as the politicians so often aver; it is a problem of multiplication.

[I]t is the reason alone, of the public, that ought to control and regulate the government.

At the same time as we clearly condemn actions of violence by groups in Palestinian against Israel.

There is an ineffable but fatal difference in attitude between people behaving naturally and people behaving naturally for a camera.

I never forgot the four years I spent with the Phillies, my September call-ups and my big league Spring Trainings. I never forgot that.

The worse of ingratitude lies not in the ossified heart of him who commits it, but we find it in the effect it produces on him against whom it was committed.