My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Chit impurity is due to the relative vision. When the vision becomes real (enlightened), purification of chit occurs.

He seemed to believe that indignation was a sufficient guardian.

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure.

Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California.

For the dead and the living, we must bear witness. Not only are we responsible for the memories of the dead, we are responsible for what we do with those memories

If I could only have one more day, I could do a great painting.

In fact, the public will accept any city plan and skyline provided that its architecture is traditional.

I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.

An affection which is not inspired by the Lord will soon be transformed into lust. Samson is not alone in the history of man in failing in this regard. Delilah is still cutting the hair of man today!