My fans have been very loyal to me, so I want 'em into the mix every song. I don't want 'em having breaks on stuff I'm trying to push on them.

You know, I'm pro-troops, but I'm not pro-war.

I say if you're going to take a chance on something, you just go full balls to the wall.

Don't compromise even if it hurts to be yourself.

I ain't as good as I once was, But I'm as good once as I ever was.

There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.

We ain't got a lot, but we don't need anything. Covered in kisses, surrounded by love, showered with blessings from up above.

Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

My mind is cautious but my heart is in a hurry.

I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking.

I'd catch moonlight in a bottle, if we could drink a toast to happiness.

In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better.

An anti-hero is just a villain you spend a lot of time with.

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

Every child had a pretty good shot, to get at least as far as their old man got. But something happened on the way to that place. They threw an American flag in our face.

[Donald] Trump faces the perhaps accumulation of all the wealth in the world on the head of [Marco] Rubio, because Rubio's the last gasp of hawks and establishment Republicans.

We must never be discouraged or give way to anxiety. . . but ever have recourse to the adorable Heart of Jesus.

She was the only creature in the world who would really care if something happened to me, even if it was only because I was the bringer of kibble.

Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid

I've plenty of bows to my string.