My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

Rough times arouse the search for the right ways.

Wealth announces itself with what's easy to break and impossible to clean. The chairs were all curvy works of art that turned sitting into yoga exercises.

It is not the the bruises on the body that hurt. It is the wounds of the heart and the scars on the mind.

I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.

The eyes are the amulets of the mind.

The more you teach positive ideas to others, the better you learn them yourself.

I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

People are different in different situations and people are different online than they are in real life.

I am against performance-enhancing drugs. I have never taken them and I never will take them.

I have a very commercial appetite. I don't like to do high-brow things.