My father died in 1930, but if you told him or anybody almost in that time that you'd be able to sit back in England and watch a cricket game in Australia, they'd have you put in the loony bin.

What is so brilliant about the gadgets is their simplicity.

Actors never retire, they just get less and less work.

Regarding alien beings and UFO sightings, They're less about 'where' or 'when' to find, more about 'how' or using 'what' to identify.

What a mighty nation, we will be, if we encourage one another?

A business owner who is not willing to invest in their business is a business owner who shouldn't be in business.

You will find the whole world will change to you when you change your attitude toward it.

There is hope. There is hope everywhere. Today God give milk and I have the pail.

They have done this through sexual repression, economic repression, political repression, social repression, ideological repression and spiritual repression.

I think I've really exhausted the magical. It was a lot of fun, but I've put it behind me for the time being.

There have been three times. Once I got in a car accident and shattered my finger. A few years ago I didn't feel like being alive. That's all I can say.

Go with the wind, you know, like a sailboat. I think that's really important when it comes to peace… inner peace especially. You can't help anyone else if you don't have it together for yourself.

You're on stage and because stand-up comedy is one of the few meritocracies in the entertainment industry, there's some kind of - at least for me, there's some kind of idea of control.