My father had always called me Sam since the day I was born. He rarely ever called me Tiger. I would ask him, 'Why don't you ever call me Tiger?' He says, 'Well, you look more like a Sam.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

No matter how good you get you can always get better, and that's the exciting part.

Money and fame made me believe I was entitled. I was wrong and foolish.

The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today.

It was a mixed bag pretty much all week. A lot of really, really good stuff out there, some mediocre and some bad.

Talent is something you are born with, and a skill is something you develop. 99% of what you need to succeed in golf are skills

I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife

I think the guys who are really controlling their emotions ... are going to win.

I always feel pressure. If you don't feel nervous, that means you don't care about how you play. I care about how I perform. I've always said the day I'm not nervous playing is the day I quit.

My mind is my biggest asset. I expect to win every tournament I play.

We cook, we fight, we win. That simple.

I'm your worst damn nightmare, Skeletor. I'm a vampire killer with fangs and a grudge.

The greatest domestic terrorists in the USA are either working for the corporate government or are funding it.

There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity but which kindles up and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.

You know what I like about summer days? They're just made for doing things... even if it's nothing. Especially if it's nothing.

Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.

AA makes Scientology look credible.

After sixty, the self-questioning of middle age is obsolete.

Great moments await around every corner.

I certainly don't sit around in the morning making pancakes listening to Whitehouse or anything.