My father has passed away. He was African-American. My mother is white. So I was adopted by a couple that was of a similar dynamic as my biological parents.

If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.

You hold precious what you create for yourself in your life that makes you comfortable.

There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building in 13 years.

I'm racist against non-black people.

I have always, or for the most part, identified myself as a biracial person.

Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to be a hyphenate. That's a good thing.

You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.

The audience loves to figure things out. They love it when a performer leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them, and they get to participate in the comedy.

If I could just get over my issues of wanting people to like me.

I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish."

If you do darshan (worship) of the one who has both stillness in his eyes and chit prasannta (blissful state of chit)

The Lord delivers those who delight in Him.

The immense cities lie basking on the beaches of the continent like whales that have taken to the land.

Love is a very powerful emotion and when a break-up is unexpected, it's very hard to get over.

Hemingway's talent was so outsized, that I feel like I can forgive him a lot of his trespasses to have achieved what he did achieve.

I'm not in the big leagues just because I'm cute.

The further the fall, the greater the hurt.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

In a tavern everybody puts on airs except the landlord.

Relationships are super complicated and always have dark and light in them. And all good sexual relationships do, too.