My father is a great grandfather. He's a wonderful grandfather, but he's a terrible husband.

I am what I am and I'm a horrible liar. I can't do it. I'm just very candid.

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.

The more animal products you remove from your diet, the better you feel. The difference between vegetarian and vegan is huge. I feel so much better as a vegan.

The true meaning of feminism is this: to use your strong womanly image to gain strong results in society.

My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy.

Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.

I did five seasons of 'Baywatch,' and I did four seasons of 'VIP.' I've been around awhile.

I don't wear sunscreen. I don't have a skincare program.

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror.

I don't want what love is. I want what love is supposed to be.

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull.

In the software business there are many enterprises for which it is not clear that science can help them; that science should try is not clear either.

Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.

I finished school, because I started when I was thirteen, so basically around 16 or 17, I just focused on finishing high school.

It is my first morning of high school. I have seven new notebooks, a skirt I hate, and a stomachache.

The aphorism: a platitude that swerves, or slides all the way around.

Ideal goals are a menace in themselves, as much in more modern philosophers as in Plato.

I try to pester Christian Dunn from time to time. As soon as my schedule allows, I plan to make a real pest of myself and get some hot, slippery Chaos action.