My father looked as if I'd just gutted him - but it was mingled with a twisted sense of satisfaction. It felt good to hurt his feelings.

Maybe they seeded life on Earth millions of years ago, and now they're here to punish us for turning out to be such a lame species and inventing reality TV and shit?

Beyond myself, somewhere, I wait for my arrival.

I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit

It is perhaps rather fine, after all, being dead. Highly underrated in the modern western world.

In the absence of evidence, the scientist says, 'I don't know,' but the religionist says, 'I believe.'

The pathway to enlightenment leads to states of ecstasy, knowledge, and a pretty ironic sense of humor.

Life is a predator: you have to eat it before it eats you.

I can't believe I'm comforting a billionaire.

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.

Brexit and Trump's election are forcing countries to come up with new radical ideas.

No experiment can be more interesting than that we are now trying, and which we trust will end in establishing the fact, that man may be governed by reason and truth.