My father names me Autolycus, who being, as I am, littered under Mercury, was likewise a snapper-up of unconsidered trifles.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

God wants to create something new on this earth

To realize one's destiny is a person's only real obligation.

and so when I couldn't stand it no longer, I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied.

Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.

From the errors of others a wise man corrects his own.

We learn about life not from plusses alone, but from minuses as well.

Luck: when your burst of energy doesn't run afoul of someone else's.

By the time you are 88 years old, you "have consumed 300 tons of food, air and water."

The biggest thing I've learned is location.

The religion of one seems madness unto another.