My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

I see your bleeding dark side. I feel your angry heart. Reveals forbidden places. More monster yet alive...

Nothing can compare to the feeling evoked by turning the page in a great book.

I suppose that for most people one of the darker joys of gardening is that once you've got started it's not at all hard to find someone who knows a little bit less than you.

And then simultaneously I don't think they're asking you to necessarily write in stone that this is what you're going to do or what you have to do.

You can't think of everything in life your horse might encounter that might make him afraid so you'd better prepare em for it in other ways.

Our law enforcement must have every tool necessary to find and disrupt terrorists at home and abroad. That's the task of the 21st century.

My best Pictures are the ones I don’t understand.

There is no tears without joy; there is no joy without tears.

The step between ecstatic vision and sinful frenzy is all too brief.

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.