My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Remember if it's not happy then it's not the end so babe keep fighting, you'll win this war.

Love your calling with passion, it is the meaning of your life.

I loved rap, especially in the early days. But I wasn't trying to shove it down anybody's throats.

Red protects itself. No colour is as territorial. It stakes a claim, is on the alert against the spectrum.

I've only ever met one woman who actually was a prostitute of her own free will. She didn't have a pimp. She could pick and choose her customers. That's so rare.

The symphonic sounds of nature awaken every cell in my body and, in that moment, without a doubt, I am truly alive.

Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.

I cannot say Who Art in Heaven-If all my interests and pursuits are in earthly things.

Don't do as I did. I'm living proof of how not to live.

I'm neither embarrassed of who I am, where I come from, what I've experienced, I'm not ashamed of it.