My father was a news guy, you know, he was in radio news. And so that was sort of in my DNA. It was something we talked about at the dinner table when I was a kid.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

For children who depend on mentally escaping into their minds to survive, imagination can become both refuge and desert island.

Don't you sense the enormity of your mistake – you invade a country without understanding its music. – Norman Mailer

Referees and linesmen are killing teams.

Only love can penetrate all your karmas and resistances and set your heart on fire with the awareness of its true nature.

Ignore the people who advice you patience! There is no time for patience! Those who are patient for many years about anything are mad!

It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.

We take nothing to the grave with us, but a good or evil conscience... It is true, terrors of conscience cast us down; and yet without terrors of conscience we cannot be raised up again.

Do not go through life like leaf blown from here to there believing whatever you are told.

I am not a label snob and have learned that the thrill of shopping can be just as great, if not more so, when you find a bargain.