My father was in the ad business, and he wanted to be a painter.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

Be kind! Give small things with great love.

Do you know how to hide a dead body?

Every week I want to learn something new. And every week I want to teach someone something new.

As a main ingredient to the show, it has to have truth, represent truth, or else it won't last.

It's easy to hear the voices of others and often very difficult to hear your own. Every person you meet is going to want something different from you. The question is: what do you want for yourself?

when pain is to be born, a little courage helps more than much knowledge, a little human sympathy more than much courage, and the least tincture of the love of God more than all.

Greta Garbo: A deer in the body of a woman, living resentfully in the Hollywood zoo.

Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

I didnt know any actors growing up. My dad was a builder, and we didnt know any arty types.

I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.