My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

We live in a world of constant noise which captures our minds even when we are not aware of it

It's not normal, what I do. Just being on television isn't.

Prayer must not be our chance work but our daily business, our habit and vocation.

There are some men in this world who are born to do our unpleasant jobs for us. Your father's one of them.

I try to anticipate exactly where my teammates are going to be. Sometimes I look good. Sometimes I look bad.

Beauty too often sacrifices to fashion.

A man should believe in God through faith, not because of miracles.

If they only married when they fell in love, most people would die unwed.

Nothing in human nature is so God-like as the disposition to do good to our fellow-creatures.

I guess what I want to say to us artists and entrepreneurs is that conventional yardsticks of success don't apply to all enterprises. Labors of love count.