My favorite animal is steak.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

Negative thoughts and beliefs are poisons to one's true destiny on earth.

[A]ny being with the supposed capacity to create the logically impossible must himself be logically impossible.

I have never since entirely freed myself of the impression that this life is a segment of existence which is enacted in a three-dimensional boxlike universe especially set up for it.

I feel virtuous because my soul is at ease.

There are three answers to prayer: yes no and wait awhile. It must be recognized that no is an answer.

Khatami is a symptom and not the cause of change in Iran.

People will believe the crisis is over because they want to believe their world is safe.

Is there a God? Is there an afterlife?... I think that now, more so than ever, people are much more willing to take the time and question what's out there.

I don't know how a judge can concentrate on being fair and impartial when he or she is faced with possible jail time for making a decision that others deem incorrect.

I don't have any issues with my age.