My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out.

You can either give in to negative feelings or fight them, and I'm of the belief that you should fight them.

The time has come when women should pay for a gigolo. Why should only rich men have young, beautiful women? Rich women should have young, beautiful men.

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upwards, forward, toward the sun.

Remember, attraction is only one part of a relationship. Loyalty, commitment, responsibility and maturity make up the rest.

I am worried that the next generation will not be able to have a real conversation.

Skiers make the best lovers because they don't sit in front of a television like couch potatoes. They take a risk and they wiggle their behinds. They also meet new people on the ski lift.

I don't like to see teenage men wearing very tight jeans. The sight of an erection belongs in the privacy of the bedroom, living room, or kitchen floor.

Don't share your fantasies unless you're sure your partner really wants to hear them.

It is a catastrophe, all of this virtual being together. I think there are people who get hooked on the internet. If they need to look at explicitly sexual material to be aroused there is a problem.

A mind is totally big enough to get lost inside - to go crazy if you're left with too much time and too much room to let your biggest fears run free.

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

Oh! for this baptism of fire! when every spoken word for Jesus shall be a thunderbolt, and every prayer shall bring forth a mighty flood.

I don't like to generalize but I've had nothing but bad experiences with Mexican food in Europe.

Great books conserve time.

To write a poem is like trying to catch a lizard without its tail falling off.

To the mind, God is a perfect criminal. He has done such a perfect crime by creating this world that mind cannot trace how He did it. That is why the mind always freaks out about God.

Mark Twain had a way of telling stories that shifts your consciousness away from labels.

I serve your Beaune to my friends, but your Volnay I keep for myself.