My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

Start focusing your attention on the people that God puts you with, even if they hate you, even if they persecute you and speak bad things about you. Work with them and pray for them!

The first comic book I ever read was an issue of 'Legion of Super-Heroes' where the earth was surrounded by all of these chains. I remember the cover I got it at a birthday party.

But what if music is what escapes when a heart breaks?

I exist not to be loved and admired, but to love and act. It is not the duty of those around me to love me. Rather, it is my duty to be concerned about the world, about man.

I'm tall and smart. If you're aggressive and energetic it can be intimidating for people who aren't very smart themselves.

According to my definition of God, I'm not an atheist. Because I think God is everything. Whenever I open my eyes I'm looking at God. Whenever I'm listening to something I'm listening to God.

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

[C]reationists [and] other religious enthusiasts [are], in many parts of the world ..., the most dangerous adversaries of science.

True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

The better question to ask yourself is: How to correct your diet so you can start losing weight?