My favorite expression is: When you go up to the bell, ring it ? or don't go up to the bell.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

Writing starts with living.

Waves of my feelings are crossing the beach of my heart.

Your success in life solely depends on you ATTITUDE towards everything that life throws your way!

I was a hard worker, and I always knew my lines.

Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney.

I'm often asked what I think about the faith of the President George W. Bush. I think it is sincere. I think it's very real. I think it's deeply held.

God is righteous in making the sinner righteous.

I like the process of pencil and paper as opposed to a machine. I think the writing is better when it's done in handwriting.

Nor grandeur hear with a disdainful smile The short and simple annals of the poor.