My favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. It's a classic and I can pretty much recite the entire movie.

I don't have weird talents I'm just a weird person! And do impersonations.

Believing in negative thoughts is the single greatest obstruction to success.

Creativity is the greatest expression of liberty.

We don't forgive people because they deserve it. We forgive them because they need it—because we need it.

I get more people approaching me about how good I was in 'Napoleon Dynamite' than being in Coldplay.

In the novel we can know people perfectly, and, apart from the general pleasure of reading, we can find here a compensation for their dimness in life.

You will always be the miracle that makes my life complete. And as long as there is breath in me, I'll make yours just as sweet.

You don't know what the Chinese expect in the way of beauty. The presentation is just a farce. You come into a room filled with 50 people and they don't talk to you. There's very little interaction.

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships.

A sign of intelligence is to see the One in many and find the many in One.

On no further occasion present a flag or medal to an Indian.