My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New York people are.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

I'll take the cemetery, " Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club might collapse if I go.

An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens' profit.

I've never been a member of a political party, but people will superimpose on you what they want.

My children don't look Hispanic.

To be loved for what one is, that is the greatest exception. The great majority love in others only what they lend him; their own selves, their version of him.

it's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart.

My students frequently ask what their next project should be. My advice: immerse yourself in the music you love and you will find what you want to do; you will discover your next project.

So this is how you swim inward. So this is how you flow outwards. So this is how you pray.

Your doubt can become a good quality if you train it. It must become knowing, it must become criticism.

Such is the constitution of Man that labor may be said to be its own re-ward.