My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

Those who wish to sing always find a song.

It is proved that those who have plans but do not record them, lose to those who have written plans

Just believe

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Life is a menu so remember whoever and whatever you order for your life is what's gonna be delivered to your table.

I like to make them wait, then I make them beg. And when I take off my clothes, then I form a third leg.

There are a lot of theories about Shakespeare.

The way I talk is bizarre.

My father had this mythological sense of the old New York, and he used to tell me stories about these old gangs, particularly the Forty Thieves in the Fourth Ward.

Don't use hands to do things that can be efficiently done by the computer.