My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

I look back at the past as fond memories but I'm able to move forwards in a new light, like I'm reborn.

There is no real limit to how much better a person who really commits to getting better can get. Every manager has the potential to become an excellent manager for the rest of his or her career.

I wish I had the courage not to fight and doubt everything... I wish, just once, I could say, 'This. This is good enough. Just because I choose it.

It would appear, from the best examples, that the proper way of beginning a preface to one's work is with a humble apology for having written at all.

This world has suns, but they are overcast;This world has sweets, but they're of ling'ring bloom;Life still expects, and empty falls at last;Warm Hope on tiptoe drops into the tomb.

I don't feel like my money or my success defines me. I've always been very happy just bein' me.

Sometimes I wanna drop a tear but no emotion from a king.

I'm pretty low-key; you'll often find me in jeans, a T-shirt and sweatshirt.

At the end of the day, photography is ninety-nine percent business, connections, and politics and one percent creativity.

Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha." "I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!