My feeling is, quite simply, that if there is a God, He has done such a bad jobthat he isn't worth discussing.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.

So the universe is not quite as you thought it was. You'd better rearrange your beliefs, then. Because you certainly can't rearrange the universe.

In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.

People think of education as something that they can finish.

There are no nations! There is only humanity. And if we don't come to understand that right soon, there will be no nations, because there will be no humanity.

A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

The sales process should be as natural and fluid as a well choreographed dance.

At the end of the day, how many ads did it take to convince you to use Facebook or Twitter? It wasn't marketing or advertising that convinced you to use these services. It was their value.

I love to entertain. I love being able to make people laugh.

Courage is the fairest adornment of youth.

Don't let the urgent get in the way of the important

I am really concerned about all of the chemicals. Global warming is another huge one, but the amount of chemicals being used in like laundry detergents and fertilizers is concerning.

There is a saying that no man has tasted the full flavor of life until he has known poverty, love, and war.

I smacked her, cracked her, put her in a full nelson.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

The new fad thing that's going through America and around the world. It's called global warming.